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Today’s Headlines presented by Killer Gene Shalit! 2-12-2014
In possibly the biggest movie news of the past several years, we’re finally getting a sequel to Jingle All the Way! These bells will jingle, and box offices will tingle! Tarzan, a movie absolutely...
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Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 3-28-2014
[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION] IN POSSIBLY THE BIGGEST NEWS R.O.T.O.R. HAS EVER REPORTED: BARBERSHOP 3 IS HAPPENING. EVERYONE TAKE A BREATH. R.O.T.O.R. IS NOT EVEN GOING TO EXECUTE ANYONE FOR THE...
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Today’s Headlines presented by R.O.T.O.R.! 5-8-2014
[BEGIN MOVIE NEWS TRANSMISSION] WE ARE FINALLY GETTING THE REBOOT OF THE JOHN GOODMAN FLINTSTONES MOVIE WE ALL WANTED. REBEL WILSON HAS SIGNED ON TO PLAY PRIVATE BENJAMIN IN THE REMAKE OF PRIVATE...
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R.O.T.O.R.’S R.O.U.N.D.U.P. 6-6-2014
HOWDY, AND WELCOME TO R.O.T.O.R.’S R.O.U.N.D.U.P., PARDNERS, WHERE YOU WILL RECEIVE THE MOST INTERESTING MOVIE NEWS OF THE WEEK ACCORDING TO R.O.T.O.R.’S COMPLEX CALCULATIONS, PLUS SWIFT TEXAS-STYLE...
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R.O.T.O.R.’S R.O.U.N.D.U.P. 6-20-2014
JASON MOMOA MAY OR MAY NOT BE PLAYING AQUAMAN. MOMAKE UP YOUR MOMIND, MOMOA. BATMAN WILL GET ANOTHER STANDALONE FILM, AND THE HULK MAY GET ANOTHER STANDALONE FILM, BUT HELLBOY CAN GO STRAIGHT TO HELL....
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R.O.T.O.R.’S R.O.U.N.D.U.P. 7-3-2014
LITERALLY NOTHING INTERESTING HAPPENED IN MOVIE NEWS THIS WEEK (LIKE THIS PHOTO OF HENRY CAVILL AS SUPERMAN WOULD BE REALLY AMAZING IF THERE WAS NOT ALREADY A FULL-LENGTH MOVIE WHERE HE LOOKED EXACTLY...
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Photoshopped Philms: Baboon Cassidy & The Silverback Kid
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Dawn of the Planet of the Apes Review
BRIAN: We should start this review off with one question that’s been bugging me: What was with all the apes? BRAD: I dunno. You would think a movie called Dawn of the Planet of the Apes would have...
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R.O.T.O.R.’S R.O.U.N.D.U.P. 7-18-2014
PLEASE CONTACT THE CASTING DEPARTMENT OF STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON IF YOU ARE A FINE GIRL, LONG NATURAL HAIR, REALLY NICE BODY. SMALL WAISTS, NICE HIPS. YOU SHOULD BE LIGHT-SKINNED. BEYONCE IS A PROTOTYPE...
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HTTHV’s Best of 2014!
We’ve tallied your votes, and here are the top 10 best-reviewed movies that came out in 2014, according to us, whose miserable, drunken opinions mean less than our discarded yellow fingernails. Enjoy!...
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HTTHV’s Top 10 and Bottom 5 of 2015!
Another year is almost gone, and it’s amazing that Lemmy Kilmister surviv… oh, shit. Anyway, here are the 10 best and 5 worst movies that we saw that came out in calendar year...
View ArticleReel Quick: War For the Planet of the Apes (2017)
War For the Planet of the Apes (2017) Starring: Andy Serkis, Woody Harrelson, Steve Zahn, Karin Konoval, Terry Notary, Gabriel Chavarria Directed by: Matt Reeves (Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, Let Me...
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